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Foam is bad

by Danielle | August 6, 2009

1. foam is porous

2. foam is wet

3. drunk people slip and fall on dry surfaces. It’s worse on wet ones.

4. drunk person who slips in foam and lands on his face will contract some sort of disease, parasite or bacteria. (for explanation, see #1 and #2).

Lastly, if you DO go to a foam party and then wake up a few days later with pink eye, sending an “all staff” email about said pink eye is just hilarious. So Aaron, thank you for that. It made my day. Thank goodness that I still have an email account at my former job. I don’t know what I would do all day at this shop without it ;)

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3 Responses to Foam is bad

  1. On August 07, 2009 at 3:44pm, Courtney said...

    This is one of the funniest posts! haha!

  2. On August 09, 2009 at 2:10pm, Martha said...

    What is a foam party?

  3. On August 09, 2009 at 4:04pm, Danielle said...

    well..I haven’t attended one, but my understanding is that you go to a nightclub and dance around in foam.

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